So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Randomize
