i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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