new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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