At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
