just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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