I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I could fuck to npr.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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