Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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