In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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