We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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