We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You smell like stripper and shame
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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