i don't like sucking hair
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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