Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
they need to just BURY HIM!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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