I must be too annoying 4 u.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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