Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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