no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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