He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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