I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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