I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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