I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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