Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Do I have a choice?
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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