Midget sex pt 2 tonight
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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