my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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