Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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