Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
