the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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