you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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