She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
