Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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