I smell stomach acid.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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