Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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