I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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