Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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