Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Non-Jews are for practice
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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