I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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