Banned from zoo.
Again?
i think i have herpe
just one?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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