Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Randomize
