Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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