i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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