So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
As shirtless as possible
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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