Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Randomize
