And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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