Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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