what if I'm pregnant?
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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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