would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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