Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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