weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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