when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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