Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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