Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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