Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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